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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 592 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 172 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.
plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!
