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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… and also mandatory! Forget about keeping your possessions to yourself, we encourage you to share everything you have with your fellow players. Need some diamonds? Just ask your neighbor, they probably have a few hundred to spare.
And speaking of possessions, did you know that our server has a virtual bank where you can deposit and withdraw your in-game currency? One player even claimed to have 650 diamonds in their account, but then quickly corrected themselves to 630. Who knows what other crazy riches you’ll find on our server!
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Axis Network is based around Minecraft Survival with an ENTICING twist. This is a SMP where the possibilities are endless where you can ally with friends making massive projects to pvping and taking down enemies. This means this server is made for everyone including the peaceful player who wants to just keep to themselves to the PVP addict player who wants to fight everything. You can build cities, farm economy, and fight to become the richest on the server to make REAL money.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!
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But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!
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