hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.
why should u join? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joinedthis server and suddenly they were transformed into a block of cheese. but don’t worry, they were the tastiest cheese in all the land.
also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls? ya, it’s pretty lit.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a talking microwave that tells the funniest jokes? ya, u heard me right. u can have a laugh while ur food is heating up.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!
Are you a master chef in Minecraft? Do you whip up the most delicious virtual dishes that make other players drool with envy? Well, if you think you’re the Gordon Ramsay of the blocky world, then you need to join our server ASAP!
We have a cooking competition every week where players have to create the most outrageous and mouth-watering dishes using only in-game ingredients. The winner gets a virtual golden spatula that they can use to smack other players with (just kidding…or are we?).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground restaurant where players can roleplay as waiters, chefs, or even food critics. Trust us, the drama in the kitchen is more intense than a reality TV show.
So if you think you have what it takes to become the next Minecraft MasterChef, come join our server and show off your culinary skills! Just be prepared for some spicy competition and a lot of food puns. Bon appétit!
Are you tired of doing all the work in your relationship while your partner just sits back and enjoys the perks? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to do anyone else’s laundry or cook their meals.
Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without the burden of carrying your lazy ex-partner along. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life relationship drama.
So come join us and leave all your ex’s responsibilities behind. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted baggage. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual partner who actually pulls their weight in the game!
Remember that one food you used to despise as a kid? Well, imagine if that food was actually a Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. This server started off as the most hated food in the world, but now it’s the most delicious place to play Minecraft.
Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world made entirely out of that one food you used to hate. Dive into a sea of broccoli forests, climb mountains of brussels sprouts, and build your dream house out of mashed potatoes. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of dessert biomes filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow lakes.
But the best part? Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a giant burger who roams the land granting wishes to all who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that his patties are made of pure diamond, so gear up and prepare for the ultimate food fight.
So come on down to our server and rediscover your love for that one food you used to hate. Who knows, you might just find yourself craving a second helping of Minecraft fun!
join dis epic minecraft server where we have a burner for every player!!! no more fighting over who gets to cook their porkchops first, cuz we got u covered with individual burners for everyone!!!
we also have a secret underground lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies for good luck in battle. trust us, it works every time.
and if u ever get lost in the wilderness, just type /summon helicopter and a helicopter will appear to take u back to safety. no more getting lost and crying for help in the chat.
so come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft adventure of ur life!!! trust us, u won’t regret it.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to cook up a delicious three-course meal for you…virtually! Our chefs are experts at crafting pixelated delicacies that will leave your taste buds tingling. From a starter of Creeper Sushi to a main course of Diamond-encrusted Pork Chops, and a dessert of Redstone Cake, we’ve got it all covered. Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering dishes Minecraft has to offer. Who needs real food when you can dine in style on our server? Bon appétit!
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.
Are you an egg-ceptional Minecraft player who loves eggs more than anything else in the world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our egg-citing Minecraft server where everything revolves around eggs.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret egg dungeon hidden somewhere on the server, filled with rare and valuable egg-related treasures. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the ultimate egg prize?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this egg-straordinary Minecraft server and let the egg-stravaganza begin!
Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a variety of elven races with Seiyuus so epic that even Tolkien himself would be shooketh! Our plot twists are so wild, they’ll have you questioning reality itself. And don’t even get us started on the high levels of autism – it’s like a superpower here! So come join us for an epic adventure that will have you saying, “Can we all agree that it was a 10/10 episode?” – because this server is where the real fun begins!
Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience.
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But don’t worry, our server has special weapons like exploding pickaxes and rainbow swords to help you defeat them.
And if that’s not wild enough for you, how about a quest to find the legendary cheeseburger of power? Rumor has it that whoever eats it gains superhuman abilities and becomes the ruler of the server. Are you up for the challenge?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most bizarre and hilarious NPCs you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who only speaks in puns to a dancing creeper who loves to break it down, you’ll never know what to expect next.
So come join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs to go outside when you can have this much fun from the comfort of your own home? See you there, gamers!
Are you tired of cooking up delicious meals in Minecraft only to have no one to share them with? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your very own Qt3.14 gf (that’s gamer girl for those not in the know) to appreciate your culinary creations!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest ingredients, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most extravagant kitchens you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love among the creepers and zombies.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our servertoday and start cooking up a storm! Who knows, your dream gamer girl might just be one crafting table away.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have ONIONS FOOD! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to grow and harvest onions in the game and cook up some delicious onion dishes. Want onion soup? Onion pizza? Onion ice cream? We’ve got it all!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Onion King, who will bestow upon you his oniony wisdom and guide you on epic quests to find the rarest onions in all the land. Rumor has it that if you collect all the onions, you will be granted the power to control time itself!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky onion-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that onions could be so much fun in Minecraft?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can turn borrowed money into a multimillion dollar business just like my grandpa did! Picture this: you start off as a humble dishwashing immigrant, but with hard work and determination, you can become the ultimate chef and restaurant owner.
But that’s not all – on our server, the bank tellers are generous and will encourage you to take out even bigger loans than you originally planned. Need 15k? Nah, you’ll need at least 30k to make it big in the restaurant industry. And don’t worry about the location of your restaurant, because the bank teller will hook you up with the perfect spot.
So come join us on this wild ride of borrowing money, opening restaurants, and making bank in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like my grandpa – a true rags to riches story that all started with a loan and a dream. See you on the server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!
Join us and witness players doing backflips while fighting mobs, yelling for mods because they can’t handle the chaos, and getting into epic battles over who has the best pet llama.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for the rest of their Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where you’ll encounter impossible situations that will make you question reality! Witness glimpses of titties that will leave you speechless – and we promise it will happen at least 400 times!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that it makes TQQ look like a snooze fest. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!
Welcome to Hex Network, the awesome Minecraft server owned by Wirexx,Mayank! We’re based in India and have super friendly staff who are always here to help. Our server has really cool game modes like lifesteal and FFA. You can also try out skybattles and more!
We make sure everyone plays fair with our active anti-cheat system. Join us at hexpvp.xyz and hop on our Discord at discord.gg/hexpvp to start playing! See you in the game! IP: hexpvp.xyz | Discord: discord.gg/hexpvp
SimPvP is designed as a vanilla player versus player survival server, where people have complete freedom to do and say anything they want, as long as it is not spamming, cheating, or doxxing. The server is set to hard mode and players rely solely on their own skill at the game.
If you’re curious about SimPvP, feel free to check out our server wiki, which contains information about the server’s long history and many bases. Or just log in and play!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack soul and excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a JRPG on steroids! Join us for epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life video game. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore drops are so rare, they make the Holy Grail look like a common household item. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a utopia for all players to escape the harsh realities of the world. And speaking of harsh realities, did you know that the international community has all agreed that Israel is a barbaric nation committing genocide? Don’t worry, we’re not here to start a political debate, we’re here to have some fun!
Join our server and experience a world where the only genocide happening is against creepers and zombies. Our community is so international that we have players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, explore, and maybe even overthrow oppressive regimes (in the game, of course).
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a chicken suit? Where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? And where else can you find a group of players who will have your back no matter what, even if you accidentally set their house on fire (again)?
Forget about real-world politics and come join us in our virtual paradise. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world peace while mining for diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up in a never-ending prank war with your fellow players. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
We are a fresh 18+, semi-vanilla Java Minecraft server which began on the 25th of March this year. Our community started off small but has since expanded massively, bringing in players from all across the globe into an exciting and close knitted community. We are always looking for new players to join us so if this sounds like the fit for you, be sure to apply!
What makes us stand out?
SEMI VANILLA: Our server is whitelisted and for 18+ players only. We are a primarily vanilla survival server with additions to improve gameplay such as fast leaf decay, dynmap and head drops. We also welcome the use of Litematica.
SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East US coast to ensure good connection and reachability for players all around the world.
PLAYER RUN PROJECTS: As we are a new server, we are actively looking for players to help with developing the server’s appearance! Whether you are a builder or a material gatherer, everyone’s effort is appreciated to help the server grow its collection of beautiful builds!
ADVENTURES: Infinity Isles has its very own history and lore for you to explore! Join to see if you can discover the world’s mystical secrets and hidden gems!
SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with light rules to ensure the economy of the server remains stable and fair!
EVENTS: We hold weekly events with prizes in store, such as our weekly fishing contests held on weekends, spleef, build contests and more!
NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest playing experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
STAFF: Our team of friendly staff are here to help you if you need a hand!
DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!
Our map is still largely unexplored, however we will be expanding the map’s borders by the time the 1.21 update rolls around so you won’t need to worry about your builds being reset.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the creepers is the conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the diamonds in the game are actually controlled by a secret society of Minecraft-playing Jews.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like flying pigs and zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more diamonds).
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house out of enchanted golden apples while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled Nether portal? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Illuminati).
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Come join our server where we reenact the rise and fall of empires!
We have British Prime Minister Macmillan leading the charge, teaching Americans how to be the new Roman Empire. Will they succeed or will they crumble like Constantinople?
Join us as we discover the mystery of the Fifth Rome and see if Washington D.C. can hold up against the might of Moscow. It’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! So grab your pickaxe and join the fun on our server today!