SecretSquadMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BombCraft: Ukraine Edition

airstrikes, Armed Forces, BombCraft, Conflict Resolution, defense systems, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, global security, guided bombs, international conflict, military aggression, military drones, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, UAVs, Ukraine, War Crimes

come join our minecraft server, where the only bombs dropping are the sick beats in our virtual dance parties! forget about real-world conflicts, we’re too busy building giant statues of llamas and racing pigs through obstacle courses. plus, our resident hacker can make your character fly like a majestic unicorn. join us now and let’s create chaos and laughter together in this pixelated paradise!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	83	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hybrid COVID XEC Server

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hey y’all, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, dis server is like da COVID variant XEC of Minecraft servers – it’s more contagious dan a yawn in a boring meeting!

imagine a world where creepers explode into confetti, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and diamonds rain from da sky like glitter at a rave. dat’s da kind of chaos you’ll find on dis server.

we got custom plugins dat will blow your mind, like a disco ball dat follows you around and plays your favorite tunes, or a magic wand dat turns all da mobs into cute lil puppies. who wouldn’t wanna join dis madness?

plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret hidden treasure on da server, you’ll unlock superpowers like flying without wings or shooting fireballs from your eyes. sounds crazy, right? well, dat’s just da tip of da iceberg on dis server.

so come on, join us and experience da wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	791	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, BOUGHTER, Builders, Buildings, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Goods, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Server, Shop, Store, Survival, Survivalists, TEAM, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mines Excavated:	2220	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Electric Boogaloo SMP: Explosive Fun for Everyone! ⚡🎮🔥

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, Boogaloo, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Economy, Electric, enriched, Exploration, explosive, Fun, java, Monsters, multiplayer, Non-Whitelisted, Player-owned, Resources, RPG, Server, smp, Survival, welcome

Charged Creeper Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
QoL Features	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Sell items at your chosen price with a player-owned economy
Multiplatform Support	Play with friends on different MC versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord Channel	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and useful resources
Custom Help Menu	24/7 resource for assistance

Charged Creeper Server FAQ

Is the server whitelisted?

No, the server is not whitelisted. You can join anytime.

How can I join the server?

For Java version, use the IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock version, use port 25566.

What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include lite RPG elements, player-owned economy, custom monsters, and multiplatform support.

Is there a website or Discord channel for the server?

Yes, you can visit the website and join the Discord channel for more information.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

ass, bored, Bro, Caves, Crafty, dark souls, death, ds games, dumbasses, fucking, Game, Lied, Lies, loved, Minecraft, open world, outposts, Playing, Server, ubisoft, V, worse combat

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

Beloved, circlejerk, classic, critique, fan favorites., fanbase, Fandom, FANTASY, ff7, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy series, final fantasy vii, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic, long-running series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, RPG, smp, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2510
Gods Slained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

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Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ores Mined:	5981	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

bicameral, DESPERATE, Economy, Eodred, Esmond, Faction, Factions, Gohirm, Government, History, Ideology, leader, Lore, members, Minecraft, national bolshevism, Politics, presidential republic, Propaganda, seeking, Server, Small, Spyridon Êadoulv, SUPREME COURT, under dog, Viridia

Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

activism, Aviva Klompas, Canada, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, education, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humiliation, inclusion, intolerance, Jewish child, Minecraft, pro-muslim protest, protest, Religion, religious bias, School, Server, social justice, Students, Toronto

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Potions Brewed:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

#business class, ClassyCraft, Communication, Company, compromise, Conversation, decision, disagreement, fiancée, Fight, Financial, Flight, luxury, Minecraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, social anxiety, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upgrade, work

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CryCraftSwedeSass

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CryCraftSwedeSass, crying, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, death, Disrespect, Elderly, family dynamics, foreign exchange student, inappropriate language, misunderstanding, not supporting, sensitivity, Support, Swedish tradition, Sympathy, Tension, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	5733
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7