| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1299 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 174 |
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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2443 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 496 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 707 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 158 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3192 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
zelensky himself said, “come join us, we have the best parties in all of minecraft land. we have a secret village where all the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. you never know who you’re talking to, man.”
so, like, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever, come join us. ukraine is where it’s at, baby.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4080 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.
oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9109 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6308 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7031 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9170 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025!
Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.
At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.
| Custom Armor Statues | Personalize your builds with custom armor stands. |
| Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads | Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads. |
| Anti-Grief Measures | Protecting your creations with antigrief features. |
| Multiplayer Sleep | Avoid waiting out the night alone. |
| Shopping District | Enjoy a community-driven shopping district. |
| 25k World Border | Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure. |
| Squaremap | The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser. |
| Map Resets | Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!) |
| Simple Voice Chat | Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod. |
| Player Head Drops | Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops. |
| Silence Me Datapack | Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace. |
| Universal Dyeing Datapack | Unleash your creativity with easier dye options. |
We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.
Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.
We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.
| Platform | Java Edition on PaperMC |
| Location | Europe |
| Current Version | 1.21.4 |
⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!
For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨
Join the Adventure Today!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4833 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Votes: | 2604 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8446 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.
And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4467 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 102 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.
Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.
So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2374 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 1848 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?
So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7976 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 192 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.
But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.
So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4611 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 388 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.
So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6258 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 81 | Ores Mined: | 7188 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.
plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7225 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2511 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 1133 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!
Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1068 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?
So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.
