Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
Dimension Hops: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Villages Defended: 18
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Runes Activated: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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