Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Magic Items Found: 2546
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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