Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 150 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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