Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 3518 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
Dragons Tamed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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