Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dimension Hops: 15
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Void Armor Forged: 23 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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