Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Farms Harvested: 182 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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