Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
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