Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Zombie Dances: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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