Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	710
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

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Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

What We Offer
A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
Withers
Minimal rules
An incredibly bald owner

Server Details:

Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
Location: Montreal, Canada
Difficulty: Hard.
Rule(s): No Cheating

FAQ:

Can I grief other players’ bases?

While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mines Excavated:	4058
New Chunks Explored:	612772	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

achievement, action, collective progress, Confronting, Contribution, ethical decision-making, Ethical Responsibility, Evils, evils of the world, Final End, global impact, Global Issues, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, Interference, Minecraft, moral duty, personal growth, Positive Change, Server, social justice, societal change, thought, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Dimension Hops:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	127	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	3568
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

StepDadCashCut

Boundaries, Car Insurance, cell phone bill, college, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial aid, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, nursing classes, out of state college, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sophomore year, step-daughter, StepDadCashCut, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	404	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineCraftLove

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, forgiveness, Honesty, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLove, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6148
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Kim Jong-un, Military, north korean, Officials, russia, sanctions, Support, Ukraine, world news

Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mines Excavated:	1461	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2