Griefer server!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7754 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?
So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.
Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 198 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.
So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5683 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 127546 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.
But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).
So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 212 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!
But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.
And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1114 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 276 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9866 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.
And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.
So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5659 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2661 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
