Griefer server!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 48 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7666 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
We’ve got 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about the 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana – they’re ready to kick some blocky butt!
But wait, there’s more! How about a Cardigan skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies? Or maybe you’re more interested in the epic battle between 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless. It’s like watching a PvP match between a zombie and a skeleton – you never know who’s going to come out on top!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the upcoming EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion. It’s going to be more intense than a creeper sneaking up behind you in the dark!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 337 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for epic disco parties in Studio 54, go breakdancing in Times Square, or take a stroll through Central Park with a boombox blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t worry about running into any actual New Yorkers from that time – our NPCs are straight out of a John Hughes movie.
So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server and get ready for a totally tubular time travel experience that will have you saying, “I love the smell of pixelated pizza in the morning!”
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Worried about compatibility with big modlists? Don’t be! Our server thrives on chaos and welcomes all mods with open arms. Who cares about conflicts when you can have a server full of surprises?
And don’t even get us started on the questionable changes. We’ve got changes that will make you question your sanity, but in the best way possible. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Anything is possible on our server!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Farms Harvested: | 500 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 6579 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with rare mobs and treasures beyond their wildest dreams!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a unicorn or two!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. And who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like in a chest full of diamonds!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all – our server is so crazy, it’s rumored to be built on an ancient gypsy burial ground. Some say you can hear the faint sounds of tambourines and laughter echoing through the pixelated trees at night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a ghostly caravan passing by, led by a spectral fortune teller who will predict your Minecraft future!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to be whisked away on a magical journey filled with gypsies, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of fortune-telling fun!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 7554 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us as we embark on epic quests, conquer challenging scenarios, and engage in fierce HotA duels. Leave behind the niggerfaggotry of the outside world and embrace the glory of HoMM3!
But that’s not all – when you need a break from saving the world of Enroth, you can kick back and play vintage arcade games from the comfort of your own virtual home. It’s a double dose of nostalgia and fun!
So come join us on our server, where the only chaos you’ll find is in the battles you wage and the friendships you forge. Embrace Radical HoMM3ism and become the aristocrat of your own virtual soul!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
