RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NoKidsMinecraftServer

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Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KhmerEmpire

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Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

StepDadCashCut

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineCraftLove

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Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCommiesMC

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Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	173	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20