RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Potions Brewed:	179	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	4644	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	4080
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	51	Love Letters Sent:	19

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Runes Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	67
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Potions Brewed:	145	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

CelebCraft: 3StarReviewLOL

3StarReviewLOL, cameo, CelebCraft, CELEBRITY REVIEW, clarification, Communication, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, entertainment industry, holiday message, honest review, message response, misunderstanding, online interaction, Personal Message, Prompt, social media, unique video, video content, video request

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	266

Are you tired of boring old celebrities who can’t even follow a simple request on Cameo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized greeting from their favorite characters!

Imagine logging in and seeing Steve from Minecraft wishing you a happy birthday while riding a llama, or Herobrine telling you a joke that will make you laugh for days. Our celebrities are dedicated to making your experience unforgettable, even if they sometimes forget to follow the prompt.

Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unique videos that will make you question reality. Who needs real celebrities when you can have virtual ones who actually listen to your requests? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interact with your favorite characters in the most hilarious way possible!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1179	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	0