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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6492 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.