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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2529 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.