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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2505 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.