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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3888 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!