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Players: 94/700 Votes: 3888
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Astral Projections Made: 4
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 7813
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 471 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Emeralds Found: 1261 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 612
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 7789
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Enchantments Applied: 238
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Emeralds Found: 1561
    Potions Brewed: 164 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 4160
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 5383
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Crops Grown: 4952 Dragon Eggs Found: 3950
    Star Shards Collected: 134 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Magic Items Found: 7049 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5480
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 8130
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4704
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Runes Activated: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 3012
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 8145
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 275 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 4193
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 92817 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Animals Bred: 150 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Crops Grown: 7170
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 2334
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Potions Brewed: 191
    Votes: 299 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 3571 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 9900
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 7009 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 143
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Gods Slained: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 3850
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3250 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
    Astral Projections Made: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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  • FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

    FratPartyGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 8995
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

    Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

    Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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