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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4925 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!