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CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Villages Defended:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1568	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	947

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	147
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	6895
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crops Grown:	1574	Dragon Eggs Found:	5025
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Farms Harvested:	973	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	82	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	5222	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4