so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Potions Brewed: 194
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

    World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

    Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

    Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP
    “Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Zombie Dances: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NoKidsMinecraftServer

    NoKidsMinecraftServer
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

    So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • TurkeyCraft DishDrama

    TurkeyCraft DishDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

    Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

    So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

    Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

    So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Animals Bred: 98 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

    NoobNook: AntiSocCraft
    Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

    HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack
    OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • KhmerEmpire

    KhmerEmpire

    Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

    The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

    Website Discord IP
    thecavern.net https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt mc.thecavern.net

    Who are we?

    The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

    Key Features

    • Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
    • Player Driven Economy
    • Keep Inventory
    • Dungeon Bosses
    • Custom Fishing
    • Art Map
    • Over 1,000+ Quests
    • Balanced Jobs System
    • Blackmarket NPC
    • Player Markets
    • Player Warps
    • mcMMO
    • Tamable Pets
    • 6 FREE Ranks
    • Secure Trading
    • Dynmap
    • Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
    • Marriages
    • Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4638 Enchantments Applied: 260
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Potions Brewed: 39 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2301 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Farms Harvested: 761 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Crops Grown: 6479 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Emeralds Found: 6533

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

    Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7319

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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