so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Falling into the Void: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 281 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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