so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 474
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 123
Falling into the Void: 0 Endless Night Skies: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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