so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Falling into the Void: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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