Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crops Grown:	4242	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Animals Bred:	157	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyDifferences

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sugar Rush Depression Den

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u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineMagic Minecraft server

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The server is designed for an adequate audience:

No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

The server is constantly evolving:

The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

Start of the journey:

The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Items Found:	7954
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	852
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Items Found:	8010
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Alien Abductions:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

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Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Emeralds Found:	6988
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GlowedUpGang

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Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	625899	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Farms Harvested:	491	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10