Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	3565
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	3835
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyFails

Character development, CraftyFails, Experience, facing obstacles, Failure, growth mindset., hard lessons, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, tough love, trial and error, wisdom

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8690
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Craftbox

Adventure, Anti-Cheat System, balanced gameplay, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Exploration, Hardcore, hardcore mode, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, Skills, Staff, Survival

Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ores Mined:	3794	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineSwift

admins, alliances, Bases, Biome, Challenges, Community, Cunning, Dungeons, enemies, Events, LifeSteal, Player Base, PvP, skill, strategy, Survival, Tournaments, ultimate survivor, Updates

Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

Beds, Biomes, Cities, community warps, Custom, Discord, Friendly, Friends, Haul, hibernating, Homes, Instructions, Join, LGBTQ, Link, Long, Minecraft, Mods, Patch, playercounts, Plugins, secret, Server, smp, sneaky, Support, Tpa, Veggie, veggies, verify, White, world boundary

Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Towns Built:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Farms Harvested:	586

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	152

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCreeper69

alone, available.., CraftyCreeper69, DATING, flying solo, lonely, looking for love, love life, Relationship Status, relationship status update, single, single and fabulous, single and happy, single and independent, single and loving it, single and ready to mingle, single and thriving, Solo, solo journey, Solo Life, unattached

Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border security, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Enchantments Applied:	162	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	3911	Magic Items Found:	3814

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1755
Dragon Eggs Found:	2649	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	3742	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mines Excavated:	2705	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.