u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Astral Projections Made: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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