u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
New Chunks Explored: 770759 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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