come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Epic Battles Fought: 14 Magic Items Found: 1982
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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