come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Secret Passages Found: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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