come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 26 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 48

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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