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Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Towns Built:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Emeralds Found:	1838	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1937
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3169	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8059
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Buildings Constructed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Votes:	1665

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Animals Bred:	76
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1096