PunchCraft Towny | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Crops Grown:	5626	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Towns Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	257
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	25

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4675	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7429

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7516
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

Players:	102/200	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchantments Applied:	97
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3