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CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NeverAgainCraft

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9761	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MayhemCraftUK

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So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

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Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Animals Bred:	123
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

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So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1051
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8584	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ores Mined:	8204	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

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Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mate Value Power Play

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come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BabyBlocker2021

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	77	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Spears Created:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1