lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Epic Quests Completed: 12 Holy Grails Found: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3250

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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