lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Potions Brewed: 114
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Servers