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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Gods Slained: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

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