lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Secret Passages Found: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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