Prison Pals Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Trump Minecraft SMP President

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1957	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Zombie Dances:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	215520	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyMemory

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Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	1981

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

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so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4476
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	88	Players Killed by Monsters:	8218
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Void Armor Forged:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

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Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

Our Minecraft Server has:

SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

Server advantages:

Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

Our website: https://twenture.ru

Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5210	Buildings Constructed:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5607	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Emeralds Found:	8987
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

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Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1543	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3