Prison Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	4086	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

“Youth, achievement, addiction, adolescents, Awareness, Cigarette Smoking, health education, health promotion, long-term effects, nicotine, Prevention, public health, public policy, SmokeFree, smoking cessation, substance abuse, teenagers, tobacco, tobacco control, Victory, youth health, Zone

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchantments Applied:	102
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Farms Harvested:	468
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3852	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	6495	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NeighborTrapCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5137
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5487
Animals Bred:	125	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Farms Harvested:	793
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Crops Grown:	1564
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	5820	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Crops Grown:	4517
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ores Mined:	3065	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NukeProofCraft

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lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, there’s no evidence that Iran is tryna make a nuclear weapon, just like how there’s no evidence that pigs can fly! CIA director says so, so it must be true! come build ur own nuclear-free world with us and maybe even find some flying pigs along the way. who needs nukes when u got diamond swords and enchanted armor, amirite? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	856878
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	63

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Shadowwizardmoneygang presents: The Not-So-Serious Nomifactory

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Custom Adventure Modpack Server
Features	Custom gamestages Questbook In-questbook store Powerful mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, and mekanism Gamestage system for adventure and exploration
New Server	Nomifactory CEU Server
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the custom adventure modpack?	The custom adventure modpack is a specially curated collection of mods designed to enhance gameplay with custom gamestages, questbook, and in-questbook store.
What mods are included in the modpack?	The modpack includes powerful mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, and mekanism, among others.
What is the gamestage system?	The gamestage system in the modpack encourages adventure and exploration by providing challenges and rewards based on player progression.
What is the Nomifactory CEU Server?	The Nomifactory CEU Server is a new server dedicated to players interested in advanced tech gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server using the provided link for more information on joining the Minecraft server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.