Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Endless Night Skies: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

    MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

    we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

    but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • 🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

    🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

    Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

    Our Minecraft Server has:

    SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

    The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

    Server advantages:

    Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

    Our website: https://twenture.ru

    Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

    Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

    Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

    2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

    5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 302 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8382 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Crops Grown: 3284

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

    Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

    MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard
    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

    Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

    Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SisterSueCraft

    SisterSueCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

    Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 4562
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

    ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

    But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

    Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Animals Bred: 87 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CreeperCravings

    CreeperCravings
    Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Youth Smoke-Free Zone

    Youth Smoke-Free Zone
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

    imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

    so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • No-Modding Minecraft Server

    No-Modding Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

    A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6317 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • NeighborTrapCraft

    NeighborTrapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

    Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

    Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

    So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

    AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

    CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Zombie Dances: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

    PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

    imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

    join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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