Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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