Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Mines Excavated: 2500
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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