Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 137 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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