come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Magic Items Found: 2188 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Servers

  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Ores Mined: 801 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Crops Grown: 1888 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7951 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1840 Dragon Scales Harvested: 161
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 126 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 New Chunks Explored: 617984
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Potions Brewed: 40 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Crops Grown: 2845 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Crops Grown: 6054
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5426
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Chimeras Created: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

    Fantastic News Minecraft SMP
    Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Chimeras Created: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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