PixelPeril: NearDeathTales | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4633
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Runes Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Potions Brewed:	108	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ores Mined:	6431
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4748
Secret Passages Found:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Animals Bred:	197	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	798

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Farms Harvested:	500	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	60	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2808
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6987	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Items Found:	4911
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	7282

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	734
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	8338	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2